ED SO SOOOOOO ED!!!!!

I AM SOOOOOOOO MAD AT THAT LOUSY A**HOLE!!!!!! ED!!!!! ANGRY!
HE IS GOING TO DIE!!!!!!! [on Tuesday]
Because Grace is totally going to smash him to pieces. , I tell you. And I will laugh. A lot. Because Grace and I are MAD.

~A few minutes later........~

Calmed down. A tad. Well, so there's this Henry guy (I'm sure you've heard of him from Grace) in her science class...... And he was dissing Asians! And then he said he was a quarter Chinese...... And there were Asians there and didn't do anything..... GRRRRRR

La la la la

This entry is just going to be a ton of my completely random thoughts and things I feel like putting here:

I'm listening to Umbrella (on Sydney's blog) and now I think it's gonna be stuck in my head all day. =-)

Sooooooo sooooooooooo sooooooooooooooo soooooooooooooooo bored!!!!!!!!!! And EJ keeps annoying me. Grrrrr. X-P And Travis and Chris were freaking me out on Tuesday [don't ask. Really, don't]. And I MISS EVERYONE!!!!!!

And oh my gosh!!!!!!!! ANDREA, CHARIS, AND JACOB FLEW IN LAST NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They're staying at the Mowat's cause they're on this road trip thingy. But they're staying for like, 6 days. So they won't be here for long. =-(

And I got an email from Maddie J. today. She got an email account! Yay. Finally. =-) So at least I won't miss her SO much, cause I can email her now.

Now I'm listening to Thanks for the Memories by Fall Out Boy. I dunno why, but I really like this song.

Swim practice today, so I'll probably see Travis and Chris again. It was so funny yesterday when Sydnie, Rebecca and I were pretending not to know them yesterday. Going to practice again today, but I've had this major stomach ache all day, so I might not. Depends on my Mom, who isn't home yet.

Summer @ the Park today. Can't wait because I haven't seen ANYBODY all week from FPCB, because I didn't get to do VBS this year. ='-( And Lexie's moving up to high school.

Yesterday Lucy and I were on Neopets and we were playing Cheat! [I love that game. It's so easy and fun. And in 5th grade, EVERYONE in my class played BS.] and it took 30 seconds to load the new windows and it was boring. I think Lucy's computer hates her more than mine hates me (Remember, Syd?) because it worked fine for Calvin.

I need to send out the Massive Email soon. Sometime. Soon, hopefully. I miss all you guys soooooo much!!!!!!!

I might have to go to a Meet in Sunnyvale or something on the 6th. And I REALLY DON'T WANT TO. But I might've missed the registration date. =-D

At my camp we made origami shirts to put poetry on. And we have to do a reading at the end to the 3 weeks. And I really hate reading my work out loud to people. I don't like people reading my work AT ALL. And I really hate having to read it out loud.

People need to get on Meebo!!! But I have to get off at 1.

Oh, and Shing and I both got these freaking comments by this Rodrigo dude (or something like that) in Spanish (I think) about customized shirts). I'm guessing it's just one of those random computer generated ads that people put on blogs. Or it's some type of joke that Kenny or Kai did.

I fell really sorry for the people who live in Tahoe because some of them might have to be evacuated soon.=-(

And WOW I wrote a lot!

Swim meet

The meet today was SO MUCH FUN!!!!!!! But it was over really fast, because it started at 9 and ended by 11 (it was only a funmeet w/ us, the Hammerheads, and Montclair...)

I won my heats for 50 fly and 50 breast, which is really surprising, because breaststroke is my WORST stroke!! And back is my favorite stroke, but I was 4th or something. And for the 100 free I got tired halfway through the 3rd lap, so I was 2nd. And I'm kinda sad, cause I was leading nearly the entire time. But whatever. There's always room for improvement.

Kenny missed the hour of warmup and only did the first two events because he had to leave at 11. Which is so not fair, but then he had to do the relays (and I felt bad for him because he was on Clio's team and she was sooooooooo slow!) And Sydnie won her heat for the 50 fly!

The bad thing is that my goggles broke right before the first event(X-P) so I borrowed Sydnie's, and then my dad went home and got me my brother's pair....

And it was really weird, because Kenny's mom came up to me w/ Sydnie and Rebecca's sisters, and she was like "Oh, you should ask Joanne if you need to know anything about strokes! She knows everything you need to know! (and I was like, really? do I? and then she said, yes, you do) Joanne, yes, this is Joanne." And then I answered their questions, and then Dorise was all "Just go to Joanne if you have any more questions!" And then Kenny said "I said basically the same thing and they didn't believe me!"


And my writing camp starts tomorrow, and Summer @ the Park starts on Thursday. Which is really good, because I've been doing basically nothing all week except for swimming.

Memorial Park

Went to Memorial Park today and yesterday (babysitting) and it still says Chynna <3 Kai! And all those scribbles that Juneyoung or somebody made. You kinda can't read it, though. =-(

Went to swimming yesterday and Sydnie, Rebecca, Kelly, and Kenny were there. But Kenny was being really mean to everyone. And Jerry's making me do ALL the events on Sunday! Which sucks, because I have to do 50 breast and I'm soooooo slow at breaststroke. It's a fun meet, cause it's postseason, so we can do 50s! [Which is GREAT.]


I've been really bored all week, babysitting and playing video games. And I miss everybody!

DEPRESSED AND EMO RIGHT NOW

Oh my gosh!!!!!!!

I dunno if you guys have heard, but this guy killed his two children, wife, then committed suicide!(apparently because of financial problems) And his youngest daughter was on Annette's soccer team! ='-( And she went to Cornell too, and her parents were SO NICE.


On a lighter note, here's Purpling! (Every year the high school people do parodies of stuff, this year they did a parody [several, actually] of The Office.)

SO SORRY I haven't updated in FOREVER

Friday was the last day of school!!!! It's sooooooooo sad! =-'( I'm only gonna see some of my friends; my FPCB friends and Kenny, Rebecca, and Sydnie, and Paige, if she goes to Gators.
And Travis went to Solano with us. That was not cool. And now Pia and I kinda wanna know what Conner and Kevin were talking about.

But overall it was really fun Friday! And we totally should've started doing MASH a little earlier. We went to Jamba Juice and then got lunch and went to Memorial Park. And I'm gonna send out that massive email to everybody soon (in July).

Finally figured out how to use Meebo, which is good, cause then I can talk to people through AIM. But Syd, Grace, and I were having SO MANY ISSUES Thursday w/ the group chat thingy. =-)


Swim practice on Wednesday was SO fun! Originally, Sydnie, Rebecca, Kenny, Paige, and I were all together in lane 8, but Jerry moved Kenny and I to lane 7. But we did lots of kicking and we all went slow so we could talk.


Tomorrow I'm gonna start babysitting Ben, which should be fun, because he's just gonna play w/ Eliot the whole time.


And I already miss ALL my friends!! I mean, yeah, it's only been a few days, but I really miss all of you. But I'm not gonna post a fricking list of everyone.

Sunday

The eighth graders are now officially (in First Pres) OUT OF THE MIDDLE SCHOOL PROGRAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Now I won't have to see them anymore (until next year). I'm sooooooooooo sooooooooo sooooooo happy!


And Melissa wanted to highlight her hair and now it looks like crap. Really. It kinda matches Zoli's now.


Got my Presidential Award for the second year and Mr. Gann said my name wrong. He said Joanna. Hello! I was, at one point, in TWO of his classes a day! And he usually says my name right......


And today, it was soooo funny, Sydney was on her mom's cell phone calling her dad, and Kenny went up to her and hugged her and said "Hi Sydney!" Then I told her she was talking to her dad and he totally freaked out. =-)

Small group

Yesterday was our last small group! =-( And Lexie's going up to high school after Sunday. I mean, she can be ultra hyper (scarier than Sydney) at times...

But a little birdie told me that next year it's gonna be once a week instead of twice a month. Which is good, because we only get around 20 minutes to talk. We play too many retarded games. Can't wait for Summer in the Park. And HEATHER MIGHT BE COMING BACK FOR NEXT YEAR (as a volunteer, sadly). I mean, Mat's okay, but everybody loves Heather. Mat's not so popular.


And I am SO SICK of Alden! It's always "Alden's such a nice person!" "Alden's so nice, don't you wish she was your friend?"

Drama today

Albero was being a perv today too... (he's the Al I was referring to yesterday). We were doing that commercial improv and he- again, I'm not going to describe anything. But it had something to do with being wild and bedrooms. EW! It was really gross!!!!

And today was Hawaiian/Eat on the Field Day. It was really fun, except RB followed us onto the blacktop..... Cause she eats lunch with us. Kinda. I don't think people talk to her.
And then Kai went up to her and shouted BANANAS! But she just laughed. I really wish I was there when she fell flat on her face.

Swimming

Went to practice today. Kenny tried out and made As (he said he'd try to make Bs..... I think him mom made him), so we were swimming and stuff- then we saw Clio.

She's on Bs. (I just realized that I've talked a lot about swimming recently. =-) I'm about as swimming obsessed as Grace is track obsessed. ) SO, anyways, Jerry was correcting her freestyle cause before she got in the pool (this was WAY before her practice started, she spent nearly thirty minutes sitting in a chair doing nothing). So, later, Kenny was like, "I know which one's Clio!" and he points that this short kid thrashing around in the water. I think they were attempting to do butterfly. I'm not sure. I asked him "Why do you think that's Clio?"

"They're sorta short and they can't swim." It was sooo funny!!!

And today in Drama we were watching Whose Line is it Anyways? And there was this clip.... I refuse to talk about it. It was NASTY. And all the guys eyes start bulging and their mouths fall open. Some start laughing. It was worse than the part in Dead Poets Society and the guys pull out that poster (the guys LOVED that).

And later Al was like, "There's nothing wrong with liking it. I actually kinda liked it." I almost gagged.

Gators

And Becca and Sydnie are on Gators!! They're As too, so I'll have some people who are my age on the team besides Dannie and Holly (and Laura). Jackie's really nice, but she's 3 years older than me. And Holly almost never come.

I guess Kenny and maybe Seido'll start swimming again soon, but they're Bs and Kenny, who could probably make As, wants to say in the Bs cause he's really lazy.

Today at Lunch (again)

Oh my gosh! So, today at lunch, I was about to go to the blacktop when 90% of the school starts running towards the blacktop, and some people are climbing the fence. So Grace was like, C'mon! And Sydney and I started running after her, and then there are tons of people running toward the gap in the bushes on Cougar Field. And then we hear the sirens and people say they heard gunshots. And we kept running around on the blacktop.

And I kept on saying that they probably found crack on Cougar Field (there is a suspicious bag on the perimeter filled with a white chalky substance... [most likely chalk]). And it's possible. Ryo kept on telling people that there was a dead body w/ no head. Yeah right.
Then Garret Kreb's dad shows up in his police vest talking to people on the BART track. So everybody starts eavesdropping.

And in eighth period Ms. Lamson reads us a statement. That's the second time this semester (Ms. Sorg). The police got a suspect in a robbery. Ms. Davis thinks it was a high school student. Funnily enough, they got the suspect, but not the victim. Anyways, it was REALLY funny to see everybody running like mad.

And Travis kept on swearing today and I got pissed at him because of that.

Today at Lunch (and a couple other things)

Ok, so EVERYBODY's written about the Renaissance Fair- about how cold it was and how fun it was, so yeah.... And the African drumming thing was- it's kinda hard to explain. Such good blackmail material, though. If only somebody got a tape of all our teachers shaking their in front of the entire 7th grade. But at least we missed Science.

Sydney and I were saying that we've been scarred for life twice (those guys waxing their legs TWICE!!) , but now this is the 3rd time. Just great.


And then today Chris got one of those 6-foot bubble gum tape thingys that were so popular years ago and put all of it in his mouth! He started chewing like crazy, (and Veronica gave him a Pocky, and he almost ate it WITH the gum in his mouth. Gross.) then eventually he spit it out onto a stick, which Conner hurled over the fence onto the BART tracks (he's such a litterbug!). Later on Ms. Shepard (she's in the FPCB directory, but I've only seen her there twice) and she shook down the soccer ball from one of the trees and ALMOST stepped on the huge wad of gum! It would have been sooo funny if she did!


Then Chris took two packs of gum (Bazooka and Dentine Ice) and started popping Bazooka gum into his mouth when the bell rang. It's just so gross! How can you shove ten (plus) pieces of gum into your mouth?! Ew. Like Sydney said earlier, how did we/I end up with such a crazy bunch of people?!



And today in Science, I got really annoyed at Travis. Actually, annoyed is an understatement. I was really pissed. He kept on talking to Craig and Rylan, hitting random keys on the keyboard while I was TYPING (and I was also the only one doing any work) and- oh my gosh! HN's music video for Zero came out Thursday! Ok, so, back to the Travis thing, and he kept on being really annoying and complained how bored he was but didn't help at ALL. So when Rylan thought he was being really annoying (he wasn't really), just humming and singing, and I ignored him, which made him mad, because I constantly told him he was being annoying, so he got mad that I ignored him.

So he starts bugging Seido, right? And then saying that Seido likes me and all that crap, so Seido threatens to break his nose. Travis squealed and tried to get as far away from Seido as possible (which was about two centimeters) and covered his nose. Seido says that he'll get Kevin to help. Travis said that Kevin said he's never hit Travis again (does ANYONE believe that?!) It would've been REALLY funny if he did break his nose.... But that's mean, so I didn't say anything and kept on typing.


On Sunday my mom taught. And those stupid 8th grade boys sat in front of me, in the very front. And they kept on raising their hands in the middle of her talking asking stupid questions like, after she mentioned that she grew up in Sweden in one of her stories, "Do you speak Swedish?" and crap like that. And then they started giggling and snorting and laughing and everybody in the room wished they weren't there. They were lying down, with their feet close to us, and Hikari got so mad she took her cell phone out of her pocket and was about to stab Taylor's leg with it, but she decided not to (Jenna and Martine were all for it).

They are so IRREVERANT (sorry, inside joke with my History/English class) and have NO respect for authority! When my mom asked them to move they just said "NO" (and she's the only they actually listen to most of the time) and so when Evan asked Jack to move it took five minutes, and Jack refused to sit where they asked him and he was just in general being a butthead. And then Alden just sat there and laughed. Everyone says she's nice, and I guess she is, sorta, but she hangs out with them, and-


Kim Watson (Peter's mom) told me sometimes she gets jealous of how popular my mom is with those idiots, but honestly, sometimes I guess I get jealous too. Well, not really jealous, but annoyed that Alden can go up to me and say "Sarah's my best friend", or that the time we saw Jack in Target (what was he doing in Albany anyway?) he ran up to her and gave her a really big hug, or that Taylor keeps on telling me that my mom's awesome and totally cool. I mean, she's MY MOM. MY mom. I know that she's done some pretty things when she was young, I've heard all the stories from her and my aunts and uncles, but I mean, sometimes- most of the time, I really wanna slap them all. I mean, they don't think their moms are cool, so why do they think mine is? I just- she's my mom. Not their best friend.

I'm okay with Adrienne, Lesly and Hikari saying that my mom's awesome, because they're my friends, and they're not annoying. WOW. I wrote a LOT. Sorry.